Author: Alfie "Broke"

There’s a lot somebody can read about eroticism, romantics, sexual intimacy. But it’s pretty remarkable how much was missed even if you did. I had read a lot of books on sexual intimacy — as reasonable research I assure you! — And not one of the books, any of the scrolls talked about how much… Continue reading Chapter 11: The Witchwood

Something bubbled in my stomach as I rose from my bedroll that morning. Eating some of my food which was beginning to slowly dwindle.I could probably make this last a week or so more if I was careful, but this is about where I would say my food was beginning to run out.I wondered how… Continue reading Chapter 10: Quick Thinking for Tight Problems

I got rather a rude awakening this morning, during the night I felt a cold chill and I heard the sound of rain falling on the tent, which was calming, normally rain is always relaxing to me, but it was then I noticed bit by bit how inadequate the tent was. For starters it was… Continue reading Chapter 09: Enough Sparks For a Fire

As far as hangovers are it was probably not the worst. But it did feel like the worst.I drank greedily from my canteen until it was empty and grumbled, whined and stared at the roof of my tent feeling sorry for myself before I slowly pushed my bedroll covers off and crawled over to my… Continue reading Chapter 08: One Step at a Time

The morning was uneventful, I laid in my bedroll, deciding to sleep in for a while, giving myself a little break. It had been one week now since I left the lands of man and ventured north into the lands of the Minotaur. After I pulled myself out of bed I decided to get back… Continue reading Chapter 07: Nice Moves Alfie

I could barely sleep last night, my mind was far too preoccupied thinking about what I had to do today, about this expectation the Elder Wife had left me with.In my tent I stripped my robes off last night, standing naked in my boots as I toyed with what I might look like tomorrow, to… Continue reading Chapter 06: Mrs M’Lynne the Elder Wife

I got to work today with my assigned tasks. A great piece of advice I learned from Lady Matilda was if it was ever at a loss for my next step, I was to make a list of the things I needed to get done and list out beneath those how I planned to do… Continue reading Chapter 05: Intrusive Thoughts

Much has happened today, it is very late here and I am exhausted. But fulfilled! I am excited to report that I have arrived and settled my affairs in the beautiful tribe called Broken Rock! I am here at last! After days of hiking for hours and aching feet I am finally here!I woke early… Continue reading Chapter 04: Welcome to Broken Rock

Gods these robes! Why was this what I was to wear, couldn’t they have given me something breezier or something? Ugh! Today was an easier hike, less to climb up, but today has been the most humid day of all. The sun just boiled me and the plants around me, and the river. I have… Continue reading Chapter 03: Lady Matilda

Another day of hiking, a dry day of travel without end. It’s tiresome. Sometimes I think about how much time we spend in transit, how many hours of our short lives are spent in service of simply making our way across one place to another? I bet it would be a significant fraction. Not even… Continue reading Chapter 02: Self Sodom